Terms & Conditions
Updated: March 2025
1. Acceptance of Terms
By interacting with our ads, messaging us, or booking services, you are effectively shaking on these Terms & Conditions (digitally, of course).
2. The “Blinding Shine” & “Hair Transplant” Offers
Comedic Effect Only: Any mention of “blinding you with shine” or “paying for your uncle’s hair transplant” is purely for comedic and marketing effect. We do not actually intend to cause any harm to your eyesight, nor are we scheduling your uncle at a hair clinic.
Actual Guarantee: We will, however, do our best to make your car’s paint as shiny as possible using our standard professional methods.
3. Payment & Services
Quotes & Invoices: Any quote we provide is based on the information you give us. If your vehicle requires extra polish or has more swirl marks than a cinnamon roll, the price might change.
Payment Terms: Payment is due upon completion of services unless otherwise agreed in writing. Early payment does not mean you get your uncle’s hair transplant discount.
4. Liability
Car Condition: We are not liable for existing damage on your vehicle’s paint or hidden defects. We’ll do our best, but we’re detailers, not magicians.
No Blindness, No Payout: We are not responsible for any actual vision issues. If you decide to stare at your freshly coated car under direct sunlight for ten minutes, that’s on you.
No Uncle’s Hair Transplant: In the event you are not “blinded” by the shine, you agree that we are not truly obligated to pay for your uncle’s new follicles.
5. Use of Content
Intellectual Property: Our brand name, videos, images, and comedic promises are ours. Please don’t steal our jokes or our content.
Customer Photos: We might snap before-and-after pictures of your vehicle. By using our services, you allow us to share these (anonymously, if requested) on our social channels.
6. Governing Law
These Terms are governed by the laws of California. Any disputes will be handled in the courts of said state because we like to keep things local—just like our jokes.
7. Modifications to Services
We reserve the right to change our service prices, methods, or comedic references at any time, especially if we find a shinier punchline.
8. Force Majeure
If an event beyond our control (floods, meteors, your uncle’s anger at our hair transplant disclaimers) prevents us from delivering services, we cannot be held liable.
9. Contact & Questions
Email: info@roadstersDetailing.com
If you have any questions about these Terms & Conditions, feel free to reach out, and we’ll clarify with the same comedic flair—just with fewer references to uncles, we promise.