Privacy Policy

Updated: March 2025

1. Introduction
We take your privacy seriously—like, more seriously than we take our jokes about blinding you with a shiny car. By clicking on our ad or sending us a message, you agree that we may collect certain personal information as outlined below.

2. Information We Collect

  • Personal Details: Your name, email address, phone number, or any other info you provide us through the ad or direct messages.

  • Usage Data: Anonymous data about how you interacted with our ads (like how many times you nearly scrolled past our witty copy).

  • Cookies: We may use cookies to track your preferences or how often you like to read about hair transplants.

3. How We Use Your Information

  • To Provide Services: We use your information to give quotes, book appointments, and answer those burning questions about our “blinding” ceramic coating.

  • Marketing and Communications: We might use your data to send you updates on any new ways we’ve discovered to be shinier than your uncle’s bald head.

  • Legal Compliance: If we’re required to share data with authorities (like if your uncle reports us for not following through on that hair transplant promise), we will comply.

4. Data Sharing & Disclosure

  • Third-Party Service Providers: We may share your info with our scheduling or payment processors, who are also required to keep your info secure.

  • Business Transfers: If we merge, get acquired, or turn into a global paint-protection conglomerate, your data may transfer as part of that deal.

5. Security
We use reasonable measures to protect your data, though we cannot guarantee a 100% hack-proof environment—if anyone claims otherwise, they’re shinier than we are.

6. Children’s Privacy
Our services aren’t targeted to anyone under the age of 13. If you are under 13, please get permission from a parent or guardian. Also, maybe you shouldn’t be thinking about hair transplants just yet.

7. Your Choices

  • Opt-Out: If you don’t want our witty marketing messages, just let us know, and we’ll remove you from our list faster than you can say “ceramic.”

  • Data Access: Email us if you want to see or delete the info we have on you (and we promise to do our best to comply).

8. Changes to This Policy
We may update this policy whenever our legal advisors say so—or whenever we discover a new comedic angle. We’ll let you know by posting an updated version on our website or linking it in future ads.

9. Contact Us
If you have questions or concerns, please reach out:

  • info@roadstersDetailing.com